Gary Parrish

... "LeBron James gets dunked on video" is now ranked 24th among "hot trends" at Google.

("Babies on skates" is No. 1 and "Sahel Kazemi DUI video" is No. 13. So if I could somehow get LeBron to drink and drive, then get pulled over and perform a sobriety test on skates while Xavier's Jordan Crawford, dressed in a police uniform, dunks on him, we might set the World Wide Web on fire. Give me till the end of the week. I'm working on it.)

Seriously, this thing is bananas.

And at this point it's almost better if we never see the video, isn't it?

I mean, there's no way the dunk can match this hype.

I'm told it was great.

But given all the hoopla, the video will almost certainly only disappoint us.